January 2012
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!
n4z1:
i think ill bring in the new years with the biebs
me in 2011: next year i will not use the computer as much
me in 2012: next year i will not use the computer as much
me in 2013: next year i will not use the computer as much
me in 2050: next year i will not use the computer as much
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
eradicates:
why would you go back in time and stop hitler’s parents from meeting when you could stop pitbull’s parents from meeting instead
my mom just told me im obsessed with drinking
i dont even fucking drink what is she saying
the guy i like is currently not next to me therefore i will not be recieving a new years kiss from him how sad :)
bored on new years eve
December 2011
beyoncebeytwice:
me on new years eve
11:00 pm
11:30 pm
11:45 pm
11:59 pm
12 am on new years day
12:05 am
my dad is fighting with someone through xbox live im laughing so hard omfg hes playing call of duty
watevvr:
cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
allovermyblondesouth:
im going to see a psychic tomorrow i hope she tells me im going to die soon
I want to kill myself
but I don’t have the guts to do it.
im hearing my best friends voice for the first time like in a month im crying
would you like a mint
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praystation3:
why do people put their astrological signs in their about me
oh thanks i just needed to know that you’re a Leo
if you still say
deer god
what is air
forever alone
or any meme in some sort
please
kill yourself!:)
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why isn’t he texting me :c
i want to text him but im not gonna do it because i think i annoy him eve though he’s told me i dont?? i should give him some space i hate life
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the beginning of the song airplanes by local natives is so funny i always laugh lmfoao
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
wwiao:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
omfg…
“Do you carry a lunchbox?”
– Chelsea from That’s so Raven
What do I DO?
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why do thinspo blogs follow me<3?
ericwhoreman:
basedgodzilla:
smells-like-girl:
if you’re going to pose with an instrument in a photo at least hold it correctly
my guitar needs a new mouthpiece
my violin is out of tune!!!!!!