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PORTLANDIA MAKES ME SO HAPPY FUCK

its so embarrassing to say i spent all of my senior year crying and being sad over my ex…………….. gonna remember this yearbc of how stupid it was 

Never wrestle with a pig. In the end you will both end up dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

no:

Because you opened THIS *points at my asshole* you will get kissed on Thursday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow.

the-fun-nun:

weloveblackgirls:

queenazherspitsfire:

imsobossybitchgetoffme:

lyricalafrodsiac:

rocb0yz:

vinebox:

white girls got no chill

not looking that pasty.

not with that nose you not little foot

Not looking like raw chicken breast

Not looking like expired cottage cheese

Not looking like mayonnaise

ohhowardyoucrackmeup:

temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport

lunamuerte:

iamawinrar:

I swear the first time I saw this it stopped me scrolling instantly. lol.

Damn

lunamuerte:

iamawinrar:

I swear the first time I saw this it stopped me scrolling instantly. lol.

Damn

(Source: youre-my-acid)

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id give him all the goddamn “space” he fucking needs if he would just STOP coming in and out of my life and coming back inside whenever he feels like it

7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

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lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

(Source: iamjacobbb)