PORTLANDIA MAKES ME SO HAPPY FUCK
its so embarrassing to say i spent all of my senior year crying and being sad over my ex…………….. gonna remember this yearbc of how stupid it was
Never wrestle with a pig. In the end you will both end up dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
Because you opened THIS *points at my asshole* you will get kissed on Thursday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow.
temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport
id give him all the goddamn “space” he fucking needs if he would just STOP coming in and out of my life and coming back inside whenever he feels like it
i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters