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17 y/o b*tch


This is one more piece of advice I have for you: don’t get impatient. Even if things are so tangled up you can’t do anything, don’t get desperate or blow a fuse and start yanking on one particular thread before it’s ready to come undone. You have to figure it’s going to be a long process and that you’ll work on things slowly, one at a time.
—Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via impetrate)

(Source: wordsnquotes.com)

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

porndirector:

When I get hit on

I have a deep fear of being too much. That one day
I will find my someone, and they will realize that I am
a hurricane. That they will step back and be intimidated
by my muchness.
—(via vvhvtever)

(Source: michellekpoems)

hypersexualsportswear:

*inhales cigarette and coughs*
Lo que mi mamá no entiende es que yo no soy una niña. 
*more coughing*
Tengo 13 años y voy a hacer lo que me da la maldita gana.

hypersexualsportswear:

*inhales cigarette and coughs*

Lo que mi mamá no entiende es que yo no soy una niña.

*more coughing*

Tengo 13 años y voy a hacer lo que me da la maldita gana.

langsettte:

sadboy420:

me

Oh my god

langsettte:

sadboy420:

me

Oh my god

(Source: disorganizedrambler)

follow me on insta @ghostmouths

follow me on insta @ghostmouths

moon-cosmic-power:

Wait, they don’t love you like I love you…

<3

(Source: calm--reposed)

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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(Source: panemwillfall)

bonhivers:

i’ll always love you ‘cause we grew up together and you helped make me who i am. i just wanted you to know there will be a piece of you in me always, and i’m grateful for that. whatever someone you become, and wherever you are in the world, i’m sending you love. you’re my friend to the end.

— her (2013)

childservices:

moms be like: ya comiste

offendedwhiteboy:

when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’

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thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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oksoda:

susemoji:

NEW QUEEN ON THE BLOCK

this is……unspeakable…

(Source: satanworship)

faunprincess:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

The whole video is gold

FUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)